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"It’s him! It’s Bourne! It’s the coat!"

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:24:36 +0000

“It’s him! It’s Bourne! It’s the coat!”

- The Bourne Supremacy

The Dog

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:23:29 +0000

The dog has been putting down roots in the sun quite successfully for the past four hours.

Orange Orange is my favourite colour, and summer is my favourite...

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:21:43 +0000

Orange

Orange is my favourite colour, and summer is my favourite season. This, therefore, seems apt.

Video

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:46:57 +0000

Hands up who’d like to live here.

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:55:05 +0000

Hands up who’d like to live here.

Yes, we can. The greatest piece of campaigning I’ve ever...

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:20:31 +0000

Yes, we can. The greatest piece of campaigning I’ve ever seen, and I’m not an American. It made me cry when I saw this. Don’t just flip past this. Watch it, and change the way you think about politics

Allyn in Red Cloak Jeanne Birdsall

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:29:00 +0000

Allyn in Red Cloak

Jeanne Birdsall

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Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:27:58 +0000

ßlϋeωãvε:

The Brilliance of a true Photographer

"‘ll show thee every fertile inch o’ th’ island; I’ll show thee the best..."

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:40:20 +0000

“‘ll show thee every fertile inch o’ th’ island;
I’ll show thee the best springs; I’ll pluck thee berries;
I’ll fish for thee, and get thee wood enough.
I prithee let me bring thee where crabs grow;
And I with my long nails will dig thee pignuts,
Show thee a jay’s nest, and instruct thee how
To snare the nimble marmoset.”

- Shakespeare, The Tempest

A Nod

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:37:45 +0000

A nod, now, if you please, to my online friends. I’m lucky enough to find such great people on the internet, intelligent and funny.

Firstly, Finrod. What would we all do without him?

The wonderful Tribble,

The Nimblest of Marmosets, Nimble Marmoset (see next quote,)

And my wonderful sister, The Big Cheese.

We should throw a big Tumblr party.

Good Day At School

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:15:08 +0000

Teacher: Human Rights are very important to us all. Now, Ben, can you give me an idea of one of the most important Human Rights?
Ben: Food, and Clothing.
Teacher: Well done, Ben. And now, Aulis, could you tell me why we need food and clothing?
Aulis: Well, they're necessary, aren't they. You'd die without them (pause,) unless you were a fasting nudist.

Trees fascinate me. Especially paintings of trees. This is from...

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:03:01 +0000

Trees fascinate me. Especially paintings of trees. This is from the Rijks Collection in Amsterdam, and is by an artist called Jan van Goyen. The paintings official title is Landscape With Two Oaks. Click here for more information.

The Band

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:42:00 +0000

The Band

Music

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:36:38 +0000

I love music. Love it, and one of my favourite bands at the moment is an Australian group, called The Cat Empire. They have a really distinctive sound, and make amazing music. You can find out more about them here and here, and what follows are some photos with captions.

Jeanne Birdsall

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:07:42 +0000

Jeanne Birdsall:

One of my favourite American authors

Bestuff

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:40:00 +0000

Bestuff:

Well, It’s the best. For a start.

"Please note, we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result..."

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:36:48 +0000

“Please note, we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck.”

- GlaDOS again

"You are now in possession of the Aperture Science handheld portal device. With it, you can create..."

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:36:11 +0000

“You are now in possession of the Aperture Science handheld portal device. With it, you can create your own portal. These inter-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you *static*”

- GlaDOS from aforementioned portal game

This is a piece of art based on a game called Portal. The game...

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:31:00 +0000

This is a piece of art based on a game called Portal. The game is astonishing. You are a test subject in a terrible facility called Aperture Science. Your only weapon is the Handheld Portal Device, which can great portals through walls to other places. The white device on the floor is said portal gun. Click the photo for more information

Audio

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:59:00 +0000

A little disappointing, isn’t it. Only a measly 10mb doesn’t let you do anything! Ah well.